It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins