Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language