God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten