I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns