The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…