Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway