Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

My ego is too big

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.