If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that