Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own