The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire
One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times
The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am
