Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
