Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology