The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

My ego is too big

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best