The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God