To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

It’s always darkest before the yawn

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed