God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego
Breathe in not out
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
