To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves