It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI