In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
