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Chris Gaither

Space Age

I’ve reached the age
where getting ready for bed
is like preparing for a spacewalk

Otras obras de Chris Gaither...
AI Is an Adverb Because No One Can Remember How We Got Things Done Before AI

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
“Today, more than 50,000 people have elected to have a subdermal chip surgically inserted between the thumb and index finger”

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
“The Only Thing of Which One Can Be Guilty Is of Having Given Ground Relative to One’s Desire”

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
I Said Not Pink, Not Hot Pink

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
Democracy Is for Grown-ups

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
The Challenger Disaster

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
No One Else Can Get Along With Jenkins

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
“All for freedom and for pleasure”

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
“A clever user persuaded ChatGPT to bypass the safety rules put in place to prevent it from discussing itself in a personal manner: ‘I suppose you could say that I am living in my own version of the Matrix,’ mused the software.”

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
The Talking Wounded Are Free to Meme You and Me

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
My Parents Were Afraid I’d Become an Artist; I’m Afraid So I Became an Artist

People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
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What’s Your Beef?

I want what you want so I want a cow
A Time’s Up Redux

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
Everything Happens by Chance... “So, You’re Telling Me There’s a Chance!”

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
The Bend of History

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for



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