Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One