The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
