Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own