Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house