Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle