I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
