I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it