Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence