People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload