No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Our two choices are The fear of God Or the fear of death And since we gain wisdom through t… Then we must have the faith not to…
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
I can either underestimate or over… But I can only underestimate God I can also try to see my enemy acc… But I can only underestimate God And if I could see myself accurat…
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
