Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
