Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…