I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual