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Chris Gaither

The Smartest Guy Is the Groom

I didn’t know my own strength
because my strength is in numbers
But now I know that my greatest weakness
was wanting to be number one
 
Fortunately, while it’s easy to get married
it’s hard to stay married
So, I learned the hard way
how to listen to my wife
 
One thing came through loud and clear
and it’s the number one rule for life:
You can take your talents anywhere
South Beach even
Just don’t make them about you

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