A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar