In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell