People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple