I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell