You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God