Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”