You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral