I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off