You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
