I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed