When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
God is the world’s only super-bower
There is no Status quo But there is Status
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
