Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries