You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane