In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife