You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors