When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots