The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
